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Episode 1 |
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GENESIS |
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By Adrian Pocobelli & Peter Marinatos |
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| “Ladies and Gentlemen, we all know why we are
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“It is time for the big fish to leave the small pond...” |
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| “Canada is loved worldwide. We have the ingenuity, the technology, and the moral superiority to be at the forefront of the world stage.” |
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“And yet We, Canada's proud elite, have been content to coddle our children on our knees in our little corner of the world. Madness!” |
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| “Our strengths are many. Vast natural resources. CBC's quality programming. Tim Horton's coffee. The most MALLEABLE PEOPLE ON EARTH!” |
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“We should be RULING the world, not renting it from the Americans! We need a symbol. We must do something to set ourselves apart! Something to shake the EARTH!” |
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| But what shall we do? |
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| Drop the A-bomb on Japan? |
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Claim our independance from
the British? For real this time? |
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| Invade Iraq? |
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| Vietnam perhaps? |
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| Invent the airlplane? |
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Don't be a fool. We already
invented the airplane -- the
Avro Arrow for Christ's sake! |
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“Come now, people. I speak here of the future, and you prattle on about the past? What must be done is something new...Something visionary. I'll tell what We'll do...” |
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| “WE WILL GO TO THE MOON!” |
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| The Moon? |
Think about it! We rally
the people around us, place
our cosmonaut on the moon,
plant our flag, and say
'WE'RE
NUMBER 1!' |
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| Genius Peter, Pure Genius! |
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Strombonopolis, make us
some coffee, we have work to do!
Canada to the Moon! |
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| TO THE MOON! |
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