ROOM 109

Election Edition
ROOM 109
Deep in the bowels of Liberal Party Headquarters… an evacuation is in progress…
ALL PARTY

MEMBERS ARE TO ADHERE STRICTLY

TO FIRE DRILL PROCEDURE!

Hello.
Yes, the fire drill

has started…

But C-Wing is still 20 seconds too slow…
Of course I’m a stickler! If Party members can’t follow orders during a simple fire drill… how much obedience can we expect when we tell them who the next Party leader shall be on election day?
I’m telling you, Michael, I won’t abide another Stephane Dion. Not now when we are on the verge of complete dominance of the Canadian political landscape for all time!
Yes, the loss of the

cosmonauts is indeed a

setback — all the more

because Harper is

blaming me.

He claims that my refusal to

act in parliament is the cause

of the disaster…

and my refusal to respond an

admission of guilt…

For now? We do nothing and say nothing. We maintain a neutral stance in the house…

avoid the media…
and Harper will play right into our hands!
Listen, I have to go —

it’s time for the

two-minute hate…

OK, bye.
Liberal Grand Hall
Fin.