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Election Edition |
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ROOM 109 |
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By Peter Marinatos & Adrian Pocobelli |
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| Deep in the bowels of Liberal Party Headquarters... |
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an evacuation is in progress... |
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ALL PARTY
MEMBERS ARE TO ADHERE STRICTLY
TO FIRE DRILL PROCEDURE! |
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Hello. |
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Yes, the fire drill
has started... |
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| But C-Wing is still 20 seconds too slow... |
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| Of course I'm a stickler! If Party members can't follow orders during a simple fire drill... |
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how much obedience can we expect when we tell them who the next Party leader shall be on election day? |
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| I'm telling you, Michael, I won't abide another Stephane Dion. |
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Not now when we are on the verge of complete dominance of the Canadian political landscape for all time! |
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Yes, the loss of the
cosmonauts is indeed a
setback -- all the more
because Harper is
blaming me. |
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He claims that my refusal to
act in parliament is the cause
of the disaster... |
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and my refusal to respond an
admission of guilt... |
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For now? We do nothing and say nothing. We maintain a neutral stance in the house...
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| avoid the media... |
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and Harper will play right into our hands! |
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Listen, I have to go --
it's time for the
two-minute hate... |
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| OK, bye. |
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| Liberal Grand Hall |
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| Fin. |
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