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Election Edition
ROOM 109
Deep in the bowels of Liberal Party Headquarters... an evacuation is in progress...
ALL PARTY
MEMBERS ARE TO ADHERE STRICTLY
TO FIRE DRILL PROCEDURE!
 
     
   Hello.    
  Yes, the fire drill
has started...
 
  But C-Wing is still 20 seconds too slow...
Of course I'm a stickler! If Party members can't follow orders during a simple fire drill... how much obedience can we expect when we tell them who the next Party leader shall be on election day?
I'm telling you, Michael, I won't abide another Stephane Dion. Not now when we are on the verge of complete dominance of the Canadian political landscape for all time!
Yes, the loss of the
cosmonauts is indeed a
setback -- all the more
because Harper is
blaming me.
  
 
He claims that my refusal to
act in parliament is the cause
of the disaster...
 
               
and my refusal to respond an
admission of guilt...  
For now? We do nothing and say nothing. We maintain a neutral stance in the house...
 
avoid the media...  
and Harper will play right into our hands!
Listen, I have to go --
it's time for the        
two-minute hate...    
 
OK, bye.    
Liberal Grand Hall
 
 
               
Fin.

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